they're mutants now...prep h is no match!!

First of all, go here....
haha...those crazy kids...what WILL they think of next!?

Now, read this post from a conversation I had with Doug today....then, laugh at him. Loud. And then show your friends...you can email sympathy/laughs here solatpj@hotmail.com

Doug says:

hey fucko

danny says:

what's up, dick smack?

Doug says:

not too much...came home to hanna to get some work done this weekend

danny says:

haha...i love it when you pull that crap

Doug says:

want to hear something that you'll find funny, but is actually quite serious? and quite hurtful to myself?

danny says:

you know i do

danny says:

obviously i've started to smile already

Doug says:

well, remember our whole bum ouchie situation....ps...don't poke fun right now

danny says:

poke

Doug says:

well, they've been really bugging me a lot lately

danny says:

nice

danny says:

also, nice work with the 'our'

Doug says:

so last night l came home, wiped my ass good and clean, and then proceeded to take full advantage of my parents tall bathroom mirror

danny says:

haha

Doug says:

that's when l realizedthat there was a pinky finger essentially growing out of my rectum

danny says:

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danny says:

oh damn!

danny says:

you can push that back in, you knw

danny says:

it's just a swelled vein

Doug says:

and then today when l took a shit, and noticed there was blood in my feces

danny says:

wait, can i post this on my blog, only change your name?

danny says:

please?

danny says:

i'll change it, i promise

Doug says:

please do

Doug says:

change it that is

danny says:

i will, for certain.

Doug says:

and any defining characteristics

danny says:

like the pinky finger ass problem?

Doug says:

or any others

Doug says:

so yeah, l re-evaluated the situation with the mirror....bloody mess

Doug says:

l might need a hemorrhoidectomy

danny says:

did you ask your mom to look at it?

danny says:

she's a nurse, right?

Doug says:

no she's not a nurse....and no l didn't get her to look at it.... told her about it though

Doug says:

they're mutants now...prep h is no match!!

danny says:

that sucks, dude

Doug says:

yeah big time man, l don't wanna have to get surgery...maybe a prescription will take care of the little whores (pronounced who-were's)

danny says:

don't kid yourself, pal

Doug says:

l just finished ice packing my asshole if that adds to your story

danny says:

well, i guess it can't hurt

Doug says:

places pillows side by side, squeezing an ice pack between so to put the ice pack right up my ass crack

danny says:

and...relief or what?

Doug says:

well, it was numbing

I know that you don't know Doug, and never will (for your sake), but, at times like these, you just have to sit back and reflect at how sweet the world really is.