Don't CHEAP OUT on THESE this Holiday Season

*edit...these COULD be Christmas presents or not...i just mean that it pays to buy, as gifts or for yourself, these quality things...these are general items...i don't expect that many of you are buying cheeze whiz or peanut butter for christmas...perhaps i should have chosen a different title...i could have used winter season, or fall season.

We are all cheap. At some point in time, there is always a crappy brandname with relatively the same product that your Sonys, Kraft Dinners, and Ichibans put out there...maybe some of these Premium brands even put out a 'farm-team' of items, for the cheap consumer. Ok, at times, it's fine and doesn't make a difference what crap you buy. However, there are some things that should be doled out for. This, then, is a list of those things according to our experts...

1. HEADPHONES...nothing is worse than crackly, shitty, headphones. Buy a good, durable pair.

2. GUY´S UNDERWEAR...if it's not good quality, come lunch time, that thing is going to be wedged pretty far up there.

3. A DISCMAN...with so many anti-skip options available for relatively low costs, why risk buying a no namer from costco? do you like skipping cd's? is that fun?

4. HOCKEY STICKS...you know the cheap ones are just going to break first time you miss that one-timer

5. BATTERIES...lots of cheap, crappy AA's out there...none compare to a good set of rechargeables, or Duracell ultras. Don't be stupid, that Ever Ready Sucks, and you've always known it sucks..why would it change this time?

6. RAZORS...guys, you know that bic is a pen company, and not a good one...why trust a bic razor, unless you want to be ALL PATCHY?

7. BEER...if all you can afford is 6 sleeman, or 12 mountain crest, go for the six, and then maybe once you're feeling alright, you'll be fit to handle the cheap urine-like quality of the others, or american beer.

8. PEANUT BUTTER...you know Squirrel or Crunchy is the best and all the rest is crap.

9. CHEEZE WHIZ...what is that other crap they sell?

10. ICE CREAM...buy a good brand, cause the rest will be filled with water crystals, and if you wanted that, you could have boughten a slurpee (but from Sev, cause the rest suck.)

11. DOMES...I don't need to elaborate here.


also, PEARL JAM, Tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!