it seems that during ball tournaments, all rules of society are wiped out...norms, actually laws, and even personal values. Take these two, for example. On any ordinary weekend, not only would they never ride a bike like this, the people of Hanna would never let the ride a bike like this...but, all that changes on slo-pitch weekends.
I thought of a pretty neat side-story for a seinfeld episode the other day..does anyone else do that? anyway, it involves Kramer, and I think it really could have worked.
He phones a random company, let's say the telephone company, and gets put on hold. At first, he's all indignant, of course. But, as time goes bye, and he's still on the line, he hears their playlist of songs, and decides he really likes it.
As the episode goes on, Kramer's struggle is to trying to be put on hold at the company, just so he can hear their play list.
He calls and asks to be put on hold.
When his call is finally answered, he says, in his Kramery way that no, he doesn't need anything, and that he wants to be put on hold again.
Of course, this disrupts the company, as they can't get to as many customers as they would like to (or maybe they're improving service, and answering calls faster). Either way, it's bad for Kramer's playlist desire.
So, he probably uses two lines, his and Jerry's...maybe Newman gets involved.
In the end, they all end up losing their phone service or something.
That could work, could it not?????
If only this was 12 years ago that I thought of it. And if only I knew Larry David.
If anyone knows Larry David, pass this on to him.
Ball tournament in Byemoor this weekend..home of Darcy Tucker. This is the biggest, baddest, redneck tourny out there. Sure not to disappoint.
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